Introducing Clyde
Clyde is a long time student in Oblivion. Everyone knows him and he knows everyone there. Don’t let his hillbilly look give the wrong impression. He’s actually rather smart… for a cyclops. At least he knows to turn the sheep over and feel for humans hiding underneath.
Wow… that looks weirder in print than it sounds in my head.
You’re killing me. Word by word, line by line, afterthought by – well you get the idea I am sure.