Sometimes the truth is scarier than fiction.  This comic was adapted from a real overheard conversation.  Sad, huh?  I don’t blame Deiter for being worried about understanding Xilla’s logic.  I’d be scared too.

=Comic transcript=============================
Deiter: Hey Xilla, we’re going to a party at 11:30 tonight, wanna come?
Xilla: Oh no, I woke up really early this morning. So 11:30 is like… twice my bed time.

[Xilla walking away | Deiter and Stan looking at each other with ??? over their heads]

Deiter: That makes a scary sort of sense. Pinch me.
Stan: You. Have. No. Skin.
Deiter: Dammit! How am I supposed to tell if I’m asleep??