Well, I warned you.  But did you listen? No. You had to come see the Halloween comic and now that image of Stan having sex with a goat will forever be burned into that delicate little brain of yours.  I’d apologize but it’s your own fault.

It is a pretty epic ending though, isn’t it?  No?

=Comic Transcript===================
Voice off frame: Fine I’ll open it.
Voice: Oh my…
Stan: What?

Voice: What in the hell are you doing?
Stan: I am El Chupacabra!

Voice: Eww.
Voice: You know that Chupacabra means “goat ‘sucker'” right?
Stan: Oh. Oops. Mis-read that. So we’re in the wrong positions?