There’s really nothing more that needs (or should) be said about this one.  Child molestation is bad, mmm-kay?

=Comic Transcript===========
Stan: I have a riddle for you. What do Michael Jackson and R. Kelly have in common?
Chuck: Hmm… Well…

Chuck: They’re both human and have… er… had successful music careers. They were both very popular, rich
and can afford great lawyers.

Stan: Not going to mention the whole “both molest children” bit are you?
Chuck: I want to, but they both have such good lawyers.
off-screen: Hey! Is that Kobe Bryant?