Somehow, turning to Stan when you are upset just doesn’t seem like the best choice.  Xilla should know better.  Then again, Xilla should have known better to ask Chuck out on a date.  Meh.  Xilla’s not too bright.

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Xilla: Stan? Do you know Chuck?
Stan: The one with all the tentacles on his face?

Xilla: Yup that’s him. Was he acting odd around you? He’s always so mean.
Stan: When I first met him I thought he was a mental case. . .

Stan: but it turned out he’s just a Scientologist.
Chuck: I AM NOT!!!
Stan: Oh, OK Tom.