Chuck is right. Considering Stan’s family history you would think he would be the expert on most religions.  Maybe he’s just being difficult.  But he’s such a nice boy… he wouldn’t do that.

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Chuck: You are so full of crap. So what DO you know about religion?
Stan: Eh. I don’t really know much about them.

Chuck: Considering your family history, I thought you would be the religion expert.
Stan: Nah, not really.

Stan: The only ones I really know anything about are the ones that South Park has made fun of.