Merry Christmas to all – no matter what your holiday/religious preferences are.

=Comic Transcript==============
Shel: Merry Christmas!
Stan: Dammit, stop saying that!  It’s painful enough this time of year but do you have to keep invoking the name of my arch-nemesis?

Shel: What would you rather I say?
Stan: How about Happy Holidays?
Shel: Lame.

Shel: I am so sick of that politically correct crap.
Stan: Hehe. Who do you think started the push to make people say Happy Holidays?
Shel: That was you?!?
Stan: Yeah. I’ve been working on something even more lame: Festivus. Stupid humans, hehe.
Shel: You fiend!