For those of you who don’t know (or slept through your world history classes) the Olympics were started in ancient Greece (roughly).  They didn’t have gold medals or hi-tech speedos or whiney Swedish wrestlers.  But they did have the occasional monster attack.  And frankly… which would you rather see?

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Shel: Have you guys been watching the Olympics?
Deiter: The what?
Clyde: The Olympics. My Dad was in those once.

Shel: He was? What event was he in.
Clyde: I think he said the discus, wrestling, running, archery, javelin and long jump.

Deiter: Wow! You’re Dad competed in all those events?
Clyde: Competed? No of course not. He liked attacking them and eating the winners.